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Glad You're Not Here T-Shirt

£85.00

Glad You're Not Here T-Shirt

£85.00

Size guide

Slogan tees are the unsung heroes of our time, stepping in when words might otherwise fail you. If you were to mutter the phrase scrawled across this particular tee, chances are you'd be lambasted for being a bit of a meanie. There's something about cotton jersey which just takes the sting out slightly.

Just a heads up, our sizing has been altered:

XS = UK size 4-6

S = UK size 8-10

M = UK size 10-12

L = UK Size 12-14

XL = UK Size 14-16

100% COTTON

30° Machine wash

Crew neck boxy tee with 2cm rib neckline

Coverstitched hem

Short one piece sleeve with cuff hem is coverstitched

Glad you're not here print on front

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The following charts will help you match the designer's size scheme for this product (indicated in the dropdown) to your usual size.

Women
UK 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18
EU 32 34 36 38 40 42 44 46
US 0 2 4 6 8 10 12 14
Bust (cms) 78 81 84 87 91 95 99 103
Waist (cms) 60 63 66 69 73 77 81 85
Low hip (cms) 86 89 92 95 99 103 107 111
Denim
INT 24" 25" 26" 27" 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
UK 4-6 6 8 8-10 10-12 12 12-14 14-16 16
EU 32-34 34 36 36-38 38-40 40 40-42 42-44 44
US 0-2 2 4 4-6 6-8 8 8-10 10-12 12
Waist (cms) 61 63.5 66 68.5 71 73.5 76 78.5 81
Low Hip (cms) 87 89.5 92 94.5 97 99.5 102 104.5 107
Knitwear & Jersey
INT XS S M L XL XXL
UK 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22 24-26
EU 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46 48-50 52-54
US 0-2 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22
Women Shoes
ITALY/EUROPE 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42
UK 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
FRANCE 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43
US 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Superga
EU 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42
UK 1.5 2.5 3.5 4 5 5.5 6.5 7 8
US 4 5 6 6.5 7.5 8 9 9.5 10.5